Fraser is five months old! For posterity's sake we asked him to fill out the following questionnaire:

Name: Donald Fraser McBeth

Height: 26ish inches

Weight: 19ish pounds

Likes: New people and places, my exersaucer, holding my bottle, ripping out mommy's hair.

Dislikes: My car seat, any snow suit, sleep, shots, when my bottle does not arrive promptly when ordered.

Favorite Toys: My stuffed cat, clutch cube, quacking duck and, of course, my spinning cow mobile over my dresser. Damn I love those cows.

Favorite Pets: The big black dog with the giant black nose; the smaller black dog that licks my feet and hands; the small black cat that lets me rip his fur out; the giant cat that tries to clean my head; the long haired cat in this picture with me; the pretty fluffy cat who tries to sleep on me; my fish.

Favorite Places to Pee: In the bath; down the wall in my nursery.

Plans for the coming month: Maybe roll over if the spirit moves me; get mom to feed me something other than that disgusting paste she calls cereal; sleep through the night (ha! just kidding! oh that was funny....).

Life's aspirations: To own more tractors than my dad and more animals than my mom; be even funnier than my Keekey and even smarter than my Granpita; read more books than my Grandma Lynn and have more energy than my Granpa Don; make more money that my Uncle Craig; travel to more countries than my Aunt Denise and Uncle Dustin; save whatever part of the world remains unsaved by my Uncle PJ and future-aunt-Bethany; maybe try toilet training too.