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And, of course, what would any post be without the latest story of the havoc two small boys can wreak in an amazingly short period of time. So, about 45 minutes ago I was making dinner, Hammie was helping, and Fraser and Eleanor were playing in the playroom. Hammie got down off the step ladder to go play (which was good because he likes to touch everything when he cooks). We are potty training Hammie, so I probably should have thought twice about this, but in my relief to finally have a moment to finish dinner without saying "don't touch that, don't eat that, stay away from that" for five seconds, I didn't think twice. Two minutes later Fraser came rushing in to the kitchen yelling "Hammie peed on the floor!" Hammie comes in after Fraser, sauntering, looking like he doesn't have a care in the world. I say "Hammie, did you pee in your pants?" Hammie "Yeah." Me: "Well, take off your underwear so we can wash you off." He pulls down his underwear to reveal that he has not only peed, but also pooped in his pants. I try to grab his underwear, but I am too slow, and there is now poop all over his legs and the kitchen floor. So I grab Hammie and carry him out the door so I can hose him off with the garden hose. I wash him and then run back in to deal with the poop filled underwear, only to find our dog eating the poop out of the underwear. I yell at the dog, kick her out of the kitchen, pick up the underwear and follow the trail of poop into the playroom. There i find a large pool of pee which (because our house was built in 1850 and the floors are so warped you can drop a marble and it would roll for a week) has run downhill under the play m
So, now both boys are outside, butt naked riding their backhoe in the driveway, Eleanor is still cranky I took away her car, and I am drinking a beer. For the love of Pete, is it Friday yet???
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